So You Want to Be a Rock 'n' Roll Star

I'm never going to be a celebrity, and I'm pretty happy about that. I think my life will be a lot more hassle-free if I remain that way. But if ever I were a celebrity, I would have wanted to be one in the late 70's.

"Why?" you may wonder, as well you should.

Because if that had been the case, I could have done something like this.

That's right -- be a guest on The Muppet Show. I think Rowlf and I could have played a lovely duet together.

-Me

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault." -Henry Kissinger