Well, at least I'm not alone in how terrible my bracket was picked this year. Out of 5.9 million-plus people who filled out brackets on espn.com's Tournament Challenge, only two ... TWO ... people correctly predicted all of the teams who would be in the Final Four. And 70.3% did not get any teams in the Final Four. Most of my family stands (or cowers in humiliation) among that 70.3%. Congrats to Vicki and Steph for being non-conformists and getting one pick in the Final Four.
And extra congrats (officially) to Aunt Vicki because before the tournament has even ended, you are the winner of the coveted Kelly Klan "trophy", even if your national champion pick was beaten in one of the many upsets in just the third round.
As for me, I am shame-faced by all the pink on my bracket. I will not be visiting that page for the remainder of this tournament.
Just wait until next year, Vicki. Next year.
"I'll get you next time, Gadget! Next time!" -Dr. Claw